No joke OCs allowed

Aries- where's the real deal? Your a furry...not a demon

Chaos: you don't know who you're talking too, mortal. I'd choose my words wisely if I were you

Aries- I already dead and I enjoy committing arson I would have expected you to be scarier

*his fur starts to turn pitch black with is eyes now a bloody red, with his tail split into two and forming claws* you were saying?

Aries- heh your still fluffy.

Shadow Retro: F**K I'm not supposed to be cute, I'm supposed to be scary! Fear me, mortal

Aries- but you fluffyyyyyyy! *Smiles*

Retro: oh come onnnnn, yes I'm fluffy but I'm supposed to be scary!

Aries- you not scary at all...

Chaos: boo

Aries- *stares at chaos blankly*

Chaos: *stares evilly and menacingly, showing razor sharp teeth, glowing red eyes, and blood oozing from his right cheek* hello there

Aries- an AK 47 is more menacing then you and you might want to wipe the blood off your cheek it's not scary it's just kinda gross

"Whimpers"
Ashy- H-h-h-heyy Buddy!!.... Uh....

Retro: hello! Wait- Ashy? What're you doing in hell?9

Ashy- ....I was forced to rob a bank for my sister then she shot me... so.. uh.. here i am

Retro: bro-

Ashy- ...."Whimpers" Im sorry...

Let him go about his business, maybe say hi.

Retro: *sips his coffee* so, what brings you here to hell!

Siri: Well this is different.

Retro: well, hello there, and welcome to hell, where the hot cocoa stays hot and where eternal suffering never ends! So, what brings you here?

Siri: …I died? I used to live here.

Retro: well the papers state you died and came here, and Satan's list never lies, so-

Siri: It’s probably like that because I left here over 1,000 years ago now. Anyway so who are you?

Retro: I'm.. good

Siri: Good. But you seem new. When did you get here?
(lol I said ‘who are you’ but it’s fine)

me: so...we finally meet...oh great ruler of the inferno...*heh* *sarcastically*i must say...i am honored to be in your presence...

Retro: sarcastic much?

me: oh i would never be sarcastic! not in the presence of such a...powerful demon like yourself~

Retro: hey! No horny *bonk*

me: ow! what the...can i say hell in hell?

Retro: I'm always making sad hell jokes down here, so why the.. HELL not *chuckles softly* I hate myself

me: oh you and me are gonna have some laughs! the name's bastarache. matthew bastarache. i take it you are mister lucifer?

Retro: nah, my name's Retro, king of all furries and floofs, and lord of the underworld, right-hand man of God, Satan, and Chaos themselves!

me: interesting...i can tell you and me are gonna have one HELL of a time!

Jones: Please tell me my universe didn't get destroyed. And second I don't belong here.

Retro: welcome to my world. With Satan being a busy guy as he is, it's hard for him to keep track of who to take to hell or heaven. I'm just here serving as his right-hand man at the moment. I'd warp you to heaven, but my abilities are ever so limited here in hell, I can warp myself, but that's pretty much it *shrugs* and to answer your first question, no your universe is in good hands *in a soft voice* ..for now.. *normal voice* BUT, since you're already here, is there anything you need?

Jones: Look I don't want to get on your badside but it is imperative that I get back there ASAP so I can prevent my domain from falling into chaos

Chaos: hi
Retro: *sighs* now's not the time to bully the guy, Chaos. Do that AFTER we help the guy out, but on a serious note I'm sure your universe is fine! I mean, hell's not that bad, there's free hot cocoa fridays and the soothing sounds of people getting tortured in the worst way possible in the distance!

Jones: I don't like torturing people or hearing people getting tortured

Retro: then what are you even doing here?!

Jones: Somehow I died and ended up here

Retro: well.. that'd be Satan's fault, I'm just following orders, sorry pal

Jones: I am starting to like Satan less than I ever did before

Retro: he was busy, alright? He has other things he needs catching up on, like counting newly arrived souls that came after death and sh!t like that, it's part of his job, and that's why he let me take over his throne for the time being. He even made me my own crown *smiles*

Jones: But please tell him to not encroach on my domain

(Ve/they)

Kaze: Cool, I'm in hell. Like in Bill & Ted Face the Music. First of all, Where's Satan why is a furry ruling the underworld

(tf is Ve?)

Retro: he put me in charge

(neopronouns. You can just refer to me as they/them if you'd like ^^)

Kaze: ...Fair enough. And uh, why am I in hell and not like heaven or the departed realm or something??

(no offense mate, but as a bisexual I don't think neopronouns actually exist, and referring yourself as multiple people is weird, just saying. No hate though, I just find it a bit unusual)

Retro: hey, Satan is too busy to know who goes to heaven or hell, I'm just dragging the souls of people to here when Satan tells me to

Kaze: I'm just shocked. I cant believe I was murdered.

(and i'm agender so I don't use she or he)

(everyone has a gender, so technically agender doesn't exist </3)

(Correction, everyone has a SEX, not a GENDER. Your sex is your body, male, female, or intersex. Your gender [identity] is how others see you and how you see yourself. There are around 81 genders and only 3 sexes. And yes, I know that word can mean something else, but let's be mature for now.)

(Everyone has a gender 🤡🤡 and intersex is just transgender but with a man with a va**na and a woman with a p**is. And there's only 2 genders: male and female. And yes, there is only three sexes: straight, gay, and bisexual. (I mean, sure asexual exists just not agender)

I'm bisexual but the whole 72 f**king genders and a million sexualities is too far, it's cringe af to make up fake genders and sexualities. I may heads-on support the lgbtq since I am one, but bro seriously? That many genders and sexualities? Get real)

(ayo sexuality is different from sexes lol. You can't just force the idea that there are only 2 genders on people who identify as Nonbinary, it's really hurtful and triggering for some. I can be whatever gender i wish to be and regardless of your opinion it's who I am <3)

(Anyway,top making transphobic comments and just R o l e p l a y A l r e a d y)

(And. Don't say "fake genders and sexualities" because we are valid.)

(Except dreamsexuals. They are not valid.)