homie looks so much like a mushroom cloud that he’s destroying the picture quality

His nose looks like one of those sliced mushrooms they put on pizza

good one

Why thank you

Dang it I can't unsee

This guy so ugly he-

He needed to take the photo on 240p or the phone would crash

his hair has so much turbulent flow that aerodynamics slow his running speed down to 0.2 miles per hour

He looks like a band kid

He looks like a biscuit that's been dunked. And don't get me started on that hairline. His barber must really hate him.

he looks like the result of a threesome between a jungle, a bath / shower puff, and a cutting board.

Bro looks like Spengler’s son

if he got a haircut he we would like a deformed testicle

The only b*tches he gets are female dogs.

His hair looks like spaghetti, and look! He has a mushroom nose to compliment it as well!

If I had a dollar for every pixel in that picture, I'd have 15 cents

Bro built like a rotisary chicken that got left in the oven during Chernobyl

bro looks like his name is Ryan, and he drinks white Gatorade.

He looks like he wants to kill himself

dude is so ugly the camera quality cut out

His mushroom nose would go good with his spaghetti hair

Did he cut off his right(left in picture) ear

My mans is so white I barely saw him in the background.

His nose went to Chernobyl and back

You look like the kid from Sam and Cat

Amogus

He's the reason we have directions on shampoo bottles

His nose stopped downloading on 20 precent

I feel like you took the picture in low quality to hide the ugliness of this man

Bro ate the wrong mushroom

Bro you look like if a cheapt an a swiftsweep had a kid

my #ucking dude decided to take a pic in a Nokia