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Depends;
You're a bitch to me? = punch
You make fun of my accent on certain american words? = punch
give me a compliment-insult? = punch
say "UwU" and "Oni-Chan"? = punch
Be a kind, thoughtful, considerate person? = meh, 50/50 chance

I will punch her in the face

Yes, plus sex

Wtf