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YOU FOOL! ONAN HAS IDENTICAL TWINS OF ALL HIS FAMILY

we said his ENTIRE family.

that includes the twins

exactly

YOU FOOL! THEY'RE CLONES THAT AREN'T HIS FAMILY

we checked, they're his family

Onan only has brothers because his parents retired and moved to Imgflip equivalent of Croatia

so?

all of them are dead, even the ones that are similar to them

I press f to pay respects

Meanwhile i press L

Not nice to them

doesn’t onan have a secret invisible cloning facility with thousands of perfect replicas of him

someone bombed it

it has anti-missile defense systems
and it’s deep underground

we destroyed the security and placed bombs inside it

it’s made of graphene

we poured sulfuric acid inside

it’s beneath the planet’s crust

then it cant survive

it uses artificial gravitational forces to keep itself existing

the heat will melt it

it has Australian air conditioning systems
it’s fine

this is literally just

*kills you*
*dodges*