HOW CAN WHITES SLEEP SO SNUGLY IN THEIR BEDS, WHILE DREAMS OF SUGAR PLUMS DANCE IN THEIR HEADS; THEY AWAIT WHITE SANTA, ALL COVERED IN SOOT;; DON'T THEY KNOW THAT THERE'S RACISM AFOOT?! TOMORROW THEY'LL FROLIC IN THEIR WHITE PRIVILEGE, THE TALL AND THE SMALL; I MUST STOP THEIR RACISM ONCE AND FOR ALL! I'LL HIJACK THE FAT WHITE MAN'S SLEIGH, THEN WITH SPEED AND AGILITY; I'LL STEAL ALL THEIR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH A COPY OF WHITE FRAGILITY!
