i am ??looking??

not to self-diagnose but i think im scaring away the hoes

Ik what it is

You don't own a 2nd gen Dodge Ram

mom said i’m not allowed to get an actual car once i get my license
she’s planning on getting a hybrid truck and giving me her old 2015 dodge grand caravan. it was apparently supposed to be a recall and it’s a bag of shit that breaks in a completely different and new way every month
and the stereo is broken which is my least favorite thing tbh
and mom dented up the back with her piss poor parking skills

Nawwwww she getting a f**king liberal-mobile

F**k hybrids.

And like, tbh i could probably help you find a cheap truck in good condition. You could trade that 2015 plastic box in for an old but clean 1990s chevy

i mean the concept of a hybrid is pretty cool
environment benifits and gas if you’re going somewhere with no charging ports, but if i remember correctly they have a higher chance to just explode randomly which i don’t think is good lmao

hopefully i can fix the van once i get it. i’m gonna repaint it and give it a brighter color, because i always thought that the majority of cars being white, gray, black, or silver was bullshit and kinda boring. the one advantage of the van is that i can drive all my friends around at once, but then once we get old enough to get wasted i might just end up being the ‘designated driver’
i just hope whatever i end up with doesn’t smell too strongly like gas or diesel, if it’s too strong and i smell it for too long i get nauseous and lose my appetite and energy

If it can run on batteries it will explode

And that van seems a lot like 2 things:
1) beaters from BeamNG.Drive "rusty beater" mods
2) fatass ogre with no mechanical skills drove it

I diagnose you with a severe skill issue

I'm not surprised /hj

You play Minecraft?

ye

Java?

unfortunately no
i would save up to get a pc but it turns out if i tell the bakery i have adhd they won’t hire me simply because of that (which is kinda illegal under discrimination charges but i can’t get a lawyer without a job)
and everyone else in my area sells beer so i legally can’t work with them

Oh.

simply just stop having ADHD, honu

smh use your brain

oh shit you’re right my bad *gives myself a lobotomy*

That's more like it