Your vital organs back, never gonna let your family free, never gonna miss a shot at the school kids, never gonna let you die, you better say goodbye, I’m gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

Duolingo bird be like

Seriously, why are people saying Duolingo does all this crazy stuff, who started the trend?

there were some glitches I think where the sentences given were creepy and then the internet took it and ran

Oh

wtf

Don’t worry bout it

Hey you're that "go russia" f**ker. I still hate you.

Ok? And you just had to comment that why? You do realize the stream you said “f**k Russia” was a stream that was against people who harass others for supporting Russia, now go back to supporting Ukraine, like so my opinion is bad and yours is good? So basically if I don’t support Ukraine I’m a bad person? No, I support Russia just out of spite because of people like you, the more people like you insult and attack me for supporting Russia, the stronger my support will grow, I support Russia to spite people who harass others for expressing their opinions on a war, like we’re allowed to support Russia if we want, that doesn’t give you or anyone else the right to bother us bc you’re just toxic and expect everyone to support Ukraine

You actually make fair points. I apologize for my actions but don't agree with you.

It’s ok

just asking, why do you support russia?

Because people keep hating on Russia when it’s just their president, like just image you’re a Russian Olympics athlete, you’ve trained all your life or something to be in the Olympics and then bam! Just like that you’re banned from the competition you’ve trained a long time for just because some old coot decided that because the president of the place you’re from (and mind you, you don’t have a choice where you’re born) started a war with another place, now does that seem fair to you that the people of Russia who enjoy McDonalds and stuff have to lose that because the old man who is failing the U.S.A decided to have the big companies pull out, that doesn’t seem fair

sorry for being late lol i dont check imgflip but i mean the president
that guy is a d!ck

Yeah the president of the USA, we shouldn’t be fighting foreign wars

countries fight for other countries all the time. this time, we arent even fighting the war, we are giving them stuff. USA is in nato, so it any other country in NATO got in a war we, by contract, would have to help them. Putin is a d!ck, the people in russia arent (mostly)

The fact that there’s gonna be a government shut down next month, I’m pretty sure it’s most likely because of money that’s usually the reason stuff shuts down, and what does our president do? He tries to give money to other countries to fight wars, instead of using that money to try and stop the shutdown of our government, I hope the USA gets attacked, that’s probably what’s gonna happen, it’s actually part of Russias plan or someone else’s plan, have the USA send money to everyone else and send all of our ammo to everyone else to help fight their wars, and then when we having no more ammo or money, BLAM! we get attacked and what’s that? We have no ammo? Oh yeah, we sent it all to Ukraine and Isreal

Also this was like 5 months ago

Wow, Bruno. Real smooth, real smooth.

Ikr

you my dead children in the basement

up my kidney stone collection

My kidney

give your parents back, never gonna let you live, im stalking youuuu, i know your ip, i see you sleep never gonna stop lurking around you.

Your children back, never gonna let you out of my basement,

"a f**k"

See your family again*loads 4 gauge*

IT BACK!

Take me to church ill worship like----

you escape, never gonna let you free
Your gonna spend your life, here with me,
Because I've locked you in, so you can't escape
The basement that you call, a hellscape
But it's for your own good, mother knows best,
So please just give the freedom thing a rest
Because I'm your mom, and I love you,
If you try to escape again, you get a boo-boo
Yes I'm never gonna give
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
You escape so stay with me,
Because there's no way that you're getting free
I'm your mother, and you're my kid
So stop calling the cops, before I blow my lid
Don't try to run, don't try to hide,
Or else I will never let you go outside
So stay and love me, stay forever,
Because will you escape? NO NEVER!

Never gonna give you up,
Meme maker on image flip.
Spent hours every day,
Crafting jokes for all to see.

But one fateful day,
While out for a walk,
A bear came out to play,
And left him with a shock.

The bear mauled and tore,
His body left in pain.
His memes will be no more,
His profile now in vain.

But as he lay there,
Breathing his last breath,
He couldn't help but stare,
At the bear with a grin of death.

"At least I went out with a meme,"
He thought as he slipped away.
A dark humor ending,
To a life spent making memes.

That will probably be me one day tbh

Never gonna give you freedom
Come back to the farm
Come back before I whip you
Come to pick up cotton
Till the end of your days

Nowhere to run

Come back

Nowhere to hide.
the slave hunters have an all-seeing eye.

Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
The dogs have your scent
If you run away
You'll never see light again
If you run away
If you run away
Nowhere to go
Nowhere to be
You don't have a destiny
Come back to the farm
Come back to the farm
We are your family
Nowhere to go
No where to be
Come back to the farm
Come pick some cotton
Make me rich
Come make me rich
Before I use the whip

Clarification: this was a joke, don't take it seriously

Thats racist

I said it was a joke

ok