*the two skeletons that shot onan which started the skeleton mafia decide to call him*

“Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. To hire me as a lawyer, press 1. To talk to a worker, press 2.

*they press 1*

*Hold music is playing*

*wait patiently*

Hello, this is a Secretary, we’d like to know about your case and court date

so like people accused us of shooting Onan Co'Brien and [insert court date here]

“Are you calling us from prison?”

ye

“Which prison?”

msmg city prison

“We have several lawyers ready, we thank you for choosing us over Hamlin Hamlin and McGill. A lawyer will arrive at your location within 36 minutes, 14 seconds, and 54 milliseconds”

ok

are you here yet

“Hi, I’m Lawrence Hutz.”

hi

Real

Number can be called. I just checked.

Yeah
It’s a Saul voicemail

This glorious