Roast Me

You are already so roasted that you became literal coal

yes

If I gave this guy a hug, he would explode into pus from all those pimples

Actually I would explode in tears

You look like god decided to have a contest with satan to know who could make the most disgusting/disturbing thing and won (satan made gangrene (don't look it up if you don't know what that is))

I can Indeed confirm that this happened

You look like forbidden pork chops

I am

No need, looks like you’re already roasted

yes I am

Your brain might be 10 times bigger than mine but 10 x 0 is 0

Your so fat that nikocado avocado looks like a twig compared to you

yes indeed

So hot

fr fr ong

You look like the result of a 70 yr old grandma being r*ped by a pig

this is a good one

You look like the burnt cheese at the bottom of the oven.

what

you look like a gah dahm envy from fullmetal alchemist

the hell is that

person*

envy is a perso in full metal alchemist and his real form looks like that but green

ok

yeha

E

lol

That's a face only a mother would love, assuming you're the mother.

you look like you made Shrek move out of the swamp

I did in fact

u look like a ugly bread monster with mold and eyes with a abomination of pig with it. You look like you been holding to spit that uranium because your fat.

oh yes

You asked for it *Whale vocalization you're gay have a small cock no parents no bitches no money mega l bozo no cars no life no job you're adopted no friends your bedroom is the most isolated place in the multiverse*

bruh is using the most standard insult ever 💀

Roses are red
I’m a happy seal
Why are u memeing, ur supposed to be resting after ur accident at Chernobyl

yes

u are beautiful. I have a roast but im doing it for the kindness.

Do the roast

fine.

E

He looks so hot

ikr

You look like a sad toad

you look beautiful

why thank you

its something he never heard so its a insult to him

yes