WHEN YOUR COMMON SINCE SAID TAR SAND TRAVELING DOWN A PLASTIC PIPE UNDER GROUND WOULD WEAR AWAY FAST; BUT THE COMPANY CONVINCED EVERYBODY IT WOULD BE SAFE BECAUSE SENSORS TRAVEL DOWN THE PIPE LINE DAILY TO DETECT PROBLEMS; AND YOUR COMMON SINCE REALIZING GROUND SETTLES AND SHIFTS OVER TIME SOMETIMES FAST SOMETIMES SLOW DEPENDING ON DROUGHT, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD ALLOW A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT RIGHTS TO SPILL OIL ON PRIVATE PROPERTY.
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