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"What a stupid and unpatriotic embarrassment for the USA!"; -Donald J. Trump waxing moronic on securing Brittney Griner's release, re- patriation via prisoner swap and demonstrating (again) he's incapable of grasping exigence, unfit to be POTUS. WILL WE GET PAUL WHELAN BACK? YES. IN THE MEANTIME, HE'S RELATIVELY SAFE. GRINER, ON THE OTHER HAND, AS A BLACK, OPENLY GAY WOMAN HOUSED IN A RUSSIAN PRISON KNOWN FOR STAFF VIOLENCE AGAINST, SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED LIFE-SPANS OF ITS INMATES WAS NOT. QUITE FRANKLY, LIKELY THE ONLY REASON SHE WASN'T QUIETLY MURDERED IS BECAUSE PUTIN UNDERSTOOD HER VALUE AS A CELEBRITY BARGAINING CHIP.