I TRADEDA BUNCH OF TERRORISTS FOR THIS ARMY DESERTER, BERGDAHL, WHICH MAKES ME THE SLEAZIEST DEM PARTY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY! I WIN! I TRADED A CONVICTED BILLIONAIRE ARMS DEALER/TERRORIST FOR NATION-DESPISING GRINNER, WHICH MAKES ME THE SLEAZIEST DEM PARTY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY! I WIN! WOW! I'VE REALLY GOT LOW STANDARDS TO LIVE DOWN TO AFTER THE CORRUPT MAINSTREAM MEDIA EVENTUALLY CONVINCE IDIOTS TO MAKE ME PRESIDENT! I WONDER IF I WILL WIN THE CONTEST? BEEBLE BLAX BAK BORK! DON'T FRET DARLING. I HAVE FAITH THAT SOMEDAY YOU WILL SHOW THEM ALL!
