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Corection: Dumgfu**

imagine if patrick bateman had a butler
master bateman.
LMFAO

LMFAOOOOO

imagine if american psycho and batman were in the same universe, batman is bateman, but in real life BATEMAN IS BATMAN WITHOUT THE E WTF
BATEMAN AND BATMAN ARE THE SAME PERSON

there's a street near me called Bateman street but every year someone rubs the e off the sign

christian bale plays both....
bruce wayne was never batman...
its genius.

top man prob sucks his p**is to get energy

speaking of which happens even if it isn't coffee

Yes

ah ok
fun fact: a group of crows is called a murder, so a group of 2 crows is an attempted murder