No touchy

This template is cute tho

It is very cute

Vietnam war

Vietnam

Uhh... oh... f**k

Well, nobody won Vietnam.... so does it count as a win or lose?

Yes

Unless

Vietnam war:

Nobody won that, so does that really count?

Actually the Vietnamese win, because they forced Americans to retreat

Perfect

Mostly right

mostly because the USA was formed in the 1600s and didn't participate in many wars at all

you mean July 4th, 1776 you moron?

that's still less that 300 years

And I'm british

I don't know american history

Don't judge me

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did bro forget about vietnam and the gulf wars

At the time, I forgot about the Gulf War, and nobody won Vietnam, so does it really count?

I guess not

I'll need to made this into a better meme

also you know a lot of war history

History is a favorite topic of mine along with Greek, Roman, Norse, and Egyptian mythology

sure...

Yeah....

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