"I deserve two pie charts because I'm famous and awesome. Speaking of pie, I like pie. Different types of pie. I like pumpkin pie. It's the holiday season. People eat pumpkin pie during the holidays. You know, there was a great pumpkin in a cartoon. I think it was peanuts. And Linus was always looking for the great pumpkin but it never came. And he carried around a blanket, or whatever. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, pie. Pie is good. I'm from New York City. We call a pizza a pie. I don't know why that is. Maybe it goes back to the oldman days. That's when Gary Oldman was born. The oldman days. Or olden days. Whatever. Anyway, it goes back to the days of wooden nickels and you had an onion on your belt. That was the style at the time. I think they call pizza pie because maybe they didn't have pizza trays yet so they had to use pie tins or something. Cherry pie is good too. There's a song about it. She's my cherry pie. Blah blah blah ten miles wide. Something something grown man cry. Yeah I like music.
