Yes

your next account name should be johnny hotbody

Whar?

frying pan

Or gun

I OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE

It’s what the founding fathers intended

*screams in American*

Inside the house but I see something moving around outside

I'd say arm yourself and be prepared to call the police
and lock everything up

Ok

its gonna be fine
just take a breathe and hold one of your cats

I almost passed away...it was my dad outside dragging sticks out of the yard

0-0 -_- 0-0

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm sorry I was scared I'm wimpy. Also sorry for wasting your time

Its fine, its ok to be scared. You didn't know nor did I.
Plus, I said bruh because why yo dad dragging sticks? lol

Oh it's because the wind was pretty bad here yesterday and so he was dragging sticks out of the yard

oh, mk

Yeah but thx for the advice

ofc, any time

I'm armed currently with a butchers knife...my cats also are with me..

good, now keep a phone nearby with 911 on speed dial

Ok

if it doesn't go away in the next 10-20 minutes, call the police