Le Revolution: part 5

*collector teleports to eggyhead while he's watching TV"

I'm very proud of you, eggyhead.

For once you weren't trollface junior and actually did something nice, you've made a lot of people very happy.

What? I'm not a total jerk.

Remember the time you dumped eggs on inkmatas and Luna because they wouldn't kiss when you hung a mistletoe over them?

Or the time you stole my inkstone amulet that I'd been searching for months to find without saying anything

Oh, and we can't forget the time the Eggs-icutioner destroyed earth and data, who I will remind you might as well have been my daughters, and you expected me to just shrug it off and fight something in the citadel.

I may be emotionless at times but I still have a soul.

So try and convince me you aren't

Who said I ignored the time Eggs-icutioner crushed Data and Earth? The first thing I did was to try to go fight him! Yeah, I may have lost terribly, but I didn't just "shrug it off"

Also I like to say that the egg dump was motivation

*facepalm*

You're completely missing the point.

Anyway, again I'm happy you finally did something other than pranks for once

*Leaves through a portal*

So maybe just be happy I'm congratulating you for once

HOL UP Inky is a Les-

Yes

honestly, not suprised

I love how its called a bet rather than something professional