John McAfee X Doubts Musk's apparent commitment to not offing himself

Remember that time when John McAfee was going to save us all, using his annoyingly spammy antivirus software - I guess?

That was awesome

R.I.P.

My favorite part was when he said he wasn't suisidal and then committed "suicide" a couple weeks later.

It's common knowledge that John McAfee was $WHACKD. See, it says here right on his arm.

Would John McAfee's arm lie? I don't think so. It never lied to me before. By contrast, the U.S. government has lied plenty of times.

I dunno man. On the one hand, McAfee seemed to be having a relatively good time in prison: having befriended a Sengalese Stabby McStabbins, and keeping his spirits up by harmonizing with him creating new genres of music.

On the other hand, McAfee also reported cultural isolation, despair, and feeling that incarceration was the most trying period of his life.

Final Answer: Maybe!

It does indeed get worse.

Here's McAfee again on Twitter (real McAfee, blue checkmark, etc.), telling us again all about how he's not going to kill himself.

Some things to consider:

Things that are said on Twitter are True and things said by blue checkmarks are Even Truer (albeit still not as true as Truth Social, naturally - a platform reserved for The Truest information).

I think whenever enormously wealthy people, who are more used to trotting around the globe and buying themselves out of any consequence, suddenly find themselves inside of a cold dark cell, that kind of a fall from grace can induce a crushing sense of disappointment and despair that easily lends itself to suicidal ideation.

On the other hand, such people also tend to have accumulated many enemies over the course of their lifetimes for various reasons. Might some of them have a revenge motive? Possible. Is prison a good place to reach someone with a hitman? Well, it's a stable address.

Final verdict: Possible!