Ok, but first you might wanna sit back.
1. You so ugly that your clothes, foods, and drinks are vomit based
2.you don't need a condom for a cock you barely have
3.you so fat that God is scared of you crushing him
4.your pronouns are ugly/disgusting
5.your nickname in high school was non-existent because nobody cared about you
6.you make -1st place in the Guinness book of world records for being ugly
7.you so dumb, I'm surprised you are still alive
8. Santa didn't stop at your house because you ugly as shiz
9.i gave my high, drunk friend that is barely alive the white house and $999999999999999 if he were to touch you but you are so nasty he declined and was immediately sobre
10.cancer dies when it sees your ugly ahh face but doctors won't use you're face as the
11. You used to be the way people were put to death on death row but that was cruel and unusual punishment
