r/technicallythetruth

No, you can't survive 5 minutes without oxygen

But if you die. You technically lived the rest of your life without breathing.

r/woooosh

It's still the rest of your life

bro read between the lines

then you die

Exactly, the last 1-5 minuets of your life you spent not breathing!

yeah

GUYS DONT UPVOTE ITS AT 69!!

Whoops

eh.

another one
you can eat anything, everything, or nothing until you die.
think about that

1. Get lots of money from bank
2. Buy bank
3. Make it so you dont have to pay back money
4. Sell bank
5. Profit

Ok let me just tr-

Yes, it works, but I'm not trying it.

Comments are stupid

I know but funny to

Imma try it out :D

No you- wait...

wrong
you'll die breathing unless you drown yourself or get someone to help by blocking your respiratory system

Holy shit its true guys

yes

Yeah well it won't be a very fun rest of my life I tell ya what

thanks for the advice man!

The realization hit me so hard

Really I'm going to try