I thought flareon was real tho

He's not real

wut

Flareon no exsist

flareon is so bad that he doesn't exist

Alright guys get the memory serum this person knows too much

*(fake)sobs*

What the...

flareon is an eeveelution from Gen I. He is evolved fgrom eevee using firestone. He has equal attack to Machamp

So all my life I've been living a lie?

Maybe

off topic, but im asking once again:
should i change my name to a pokemon?

It’s been fake all along.

You wanna know how I make my flareon?

I shove them in the oven.