I thought flareon was real tho

So all my life I've been living a lie?

Maybe

He's not real

Flareon no exsist

What the...

wut

off topic, but im asking once again:
should i change my name to a pokemon?

*(fake)sobs*

Alright guys get the memory serum this person knows too much

flareon is an eeveelution from Gen I. He is evolved fgrom eevee using firestone. He has equal attack to Machamp

It’s been fake all along.

You wanna know how I make my flareon?

I shove them in the oven.

flareon is so bad that he doesn't exist