i just sneezed ahayfufhbdufbjs

💀

IDK WHEN MY SNEEZE CHANGED

MAYBE I WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS

IDK IDK

i have
a dad sneeze 😞

NOOOOOOO

I TAKE AFTER MY DAD IN A LOT OF STUFF

GOOD TO KNOW??

LIKE
MY MOM LITERALLY SAID I CAN CONFUSE PPL BC I USE TOO MANY ANALOGIES
DAMNIT DAD

LMAOAOOAOAOAOA

And
according to my brother
I dont snore but
I breathe loudly during sleep

how does he know does he watch you sleep or sum

no
but sometimes ppl share rooms during vacations, if you didnt know

i forgor about that

my family doesnt go on vacation often if you cant tell 💀

yeah i could

well
what do u consider often

wdym

i mean like

every two years or something

well
does a vacation mean "new country" or "lets go up to Maine"

LMAO

F

lol

literally just staying away from home

oh
ok
damn

you should go to the doctor, that might be ligma

dont start

ligma balls

which are nonexistent *kicks*

*dies*

*revives*

Typical Asian sneeze:

come to think of it

i dont actually hear a lot of asian people sneeze

except for my mom

i cant say thats wrong but i cant say thats right either

I think you are going deaf
Or I was correct about the Asian sneezes

no its just that

when im around asian people i guess no one sneezes

but im not around a lot of asians unless its like family friends/family that lives ACROSS THE WORLD/my family

the only people i know that sneeze and sneeze quietly are white people

WHAT IF THE WHITE HALF OF ME IS THE QUIET SNEEZE PART

Possibly
Or Asians are terrified to sneeze

i guess

im asian lmfaooaoaoa

im half 💀

u told me 💀

oh 💀

lmaoooo 💀

lmao 💀

Lol

CHI-

-CKEN

ching chong ching