Bored and distressed?
More like a w**re and depressed

thanks

:)

there ya go, medium rare

perfect

I was thinking exactly that XD

OML THIS MADE ME LAUGH

You and your parents are living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right.

if you were the trophy at the end of the race, i would run backward.

You're such a loser, if you were in a competition for losers.

YOU WOULD BE SECOND

at least i got some saw con

at least i dont got ligma

you gay af

:)

I would but then I'd be arrested for animal cruelty and sent to jail for assult

At least I posted one unlike you who probably is on bed just wasting their life.

Nah, just on a break from school, but thats really besides the point-
In the post, it says make it rare. I was just saying that your roast is very overused,
but I mean it's whatever, think whatever you'd like to think about your roast.

I saw that no one used it. I didn't say that it was original. Plus, it's supposed to be for fun. Stop fighting on a meme website.

I've already said it's whatever, I do not normally comment on the originality in people's roasts,
Yours just irked me because I hear it a million times a day at school, and I guess because the post says make it rare, I was kind of expecting the roasts to be original, my bad.

It's fine. Welp, have a nice day.

You too.

His name says he has a lot of free time though

I saw.

No need your desperation is enough

sweet

God made things i his image, so wth made you!?!?

no

You're the reason shampoo has instructions

If you were a liquid your pH would be 1

THATS A goood thing.
higher level more acidic

I’m saying hes basic.

I like the plain white backdrop, because it's a catalogue of all your worthwhile achievements

that's a good one

0 beauty and 100 intelligence =dad
100 beauty and 0 intelligence =mom
0 beauty and 0 intelligence =you

If I wanted to reach terminal velocity, I would jump from your ego to your iq

Not very original though

where is my ego and where is my iq

69,420 to -1

I’ll tell you something someone would never say to you: “you’re awesome and you’re worth it, you aren’t a waste of space and you’re cool!” Nobody would say that to you

you want a rare cooked steak bro

More rare than doctors seeing your face while you were in the womb with ct scan or whatever and have very strong thoughts to give you free plastic surgery but as painful as possible? Nah, too hard

Your the best...
Not technically a roast, but you need positive encouragement you sick masochistic f*ck

you are NOT bored

sorry i didnt make your steak medium rare, EAT IT RAW FAT F**K

Can I roast ur mom? If so, YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT BLACK FRIDAY WAS A SLAVE AUCTION!!! If not, then whoops.

wrong person

Dam… ok. How about this? Is your family tree a cactus. Cuz ur all a bunch of pricks.
I bet ur c*ck is about one zeptometer long. That makes it the second shortest thing. The first being how long you last.