Bored and distressed?
More like a w**re and depressed

thanks

:)

there ya go, medium rare

OML THIS MADE ME LAUGH

perfect

I was thinking exactly that XD

No need your desperation is enough

sweet

if you were the trophy at the end of the race, i would run backward.

You're such a loser, if you were in a competition for losers.

YOU WOULD BE SECOND

at least i got some saw con

at least i dont got ligma

you gay af

:)

You and your parents are living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right.

I would but then I'd be arrested for animal cruelty and sent to jail for assult

At least I posted one unlike you who probably is on bed just wasting their life.

His name says he has a lot of free time though

I saw.

Nah, just on a break from school, but thats really besides the point-
In the post, it says make it rare. I was just saying that your roast is very overused,
but I mean it's whatever, think whatever you'd like to think about your roast.

I saw that no one used it. I didn't say that it was original. Plus, it's supposed to be for fun. Stop fighting on a meme website.

I've already said it's whatever, I do not normally comment on the originality in people's roasts,
Yours just irked me because I hear it a million times a day at school, and I guess because the post says make it rare, I was kind of expecting the roasts to be original, my bad.

It's fine. Welp, have a nice day.

You too.

no

You're the reason shampoo has instructions

I like the plain white backdrop, because it's a catalogue of all your worthwhile achievements

that's a good one

God made things i his image, so wth made you!?!?

If you were a liquid your pH would be 1

THATS A goood thing.
higher level more acidic

I’m saying hes basic.

0 beauty and 100 intelligence =dad
100 beauty and 0 intelligence =mom
0 beauty and 0 intelligence =you

you are NOT bored

sorry i didnt make your steak medium rare, EAT IT RAW FAT F**K

Can I roast ur mom? If so, YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT BLACK FRIDAY WAS A SLAVE AUCTION!!! If not, then whoops.

wrong person

Dam… ok. How about this? Is your family tree a cactus. Cuz ur all a bunch of pricks.
I bet ur c*ck is about one zeptometer long. That makes it the second shortest thing. The first being how long you last.

More rare than doctors seeing your face while you were in the womb with ct scan or whatever and have very strong thoughts to give you free plastic surgery but as painful as possible? Nah, too hard

You are living proof that parents can make mistakes.

If I wanted to reach terminal velocity, I would jump from your ego to your iq

Not very original though

where is my ego and where is my iq

69,420 to -1

My worst!
no one deserves that.
especially not you

Hand it over buster.