My brother in Christ

Amazing how relevant Filthy Frank is all these years later

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And weebs are looked down upon just as much there as here

As a Southeast Asian guy who pretends to be Spongebob, I take offense.

As a Southeast Asian guy who pretends to be Patrick Bateman, the weak (you) should fear the strong (me)

my god, the subtle off-white of it, tasteful and thick.

"you like it? look, on the back of the casing, laser engraved here are the names of the 50 chinese kids in the sweatshop that made the individual parts of this phone. You know we do shipping for Titanium and Cobalt in the Congo? Look at this big name, Chang Zhou? Either way, he was the best of the best there in the sweatshop, only nine, can you believe it? The paymaster even paid 'em one extra cent a day. Died making this phone, his magnum opus. Too bad this one doesn't have angry birds, off in the bin it goes"

American lore.

Ong