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HEYA, TRUMP-CULT KIDS... ELMER S. RHODES HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CONVICTED OF SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY BY A JURY OF HIS PEERS. I KNOW... YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY PITCHING IDIOTIC CONSPIRACY THEORIES AGAINST THE WALL IN THE HOPES THAT SOMETHING WILL STICK AND 'SPLAIN AWAY THE CONVICTION... IF YOU CHOOSE TO RUN WITH THE "HE'S TOO STUPID TO PLOT SOMETHING LIKE THAT" ANGLE... WELL... HE SHOT HIS OWN EYE OUT SOOO... THAT'S AT LEAST PLAUSIBLE.
