Wait a sec! Shade the imgflip shader pack is my friend irl! Imma have a talk with him...

I am actually not lying. He is my friend irl

It's just a joke. I would never do that irl.

I know that lol

I would

same you want some?

Yes pls

*tosses 20 pounds of arsenic* let me know if you need more

I will

ok the kids i kidnapped are gonna be working real hard today

Yes they will

that was delicious

Do you have another one for me?

No. It's all mine.

):

got some extra cyanide you want some
*nibbles on extra arsenic*

I’ll take it!

oh ok

Thank you!

no problem bro i have children digging up more down in the mines

Yummy, cyanide.