Joebob has 85 stolen Walmart shopping carts in his backyard. If the police come to arrest him for theft of those shopping carts 3 days later, how old was Abraham Lincoln when he nuked Russia with skittles?
1. Subtract 60
2. Break into fathers house
3. Ask him how many letters in his name
4. Add x(dads name) with letters in his name(6 for this example) to both sides
5. Subtract both sides by 9
6. X=6
Dads name is Daniel.
