PICK ME! PICK ME! 😃🖐🖐

Onan: Take this match and drop it into the open can of gasoline.

*He suddenly runs to the opposite side of the set. The audience laughs*

Okay! *Lights the matchstick and throws it in*

*Fire explodes out of the can. it starts burning.*

Onan: Can we get somebody to make sure that this doesn't burn down the set, or the studio

Ooooohh *Looking at it*

Onan: *gets a fire extinguisher and extinguishes it*

This was fun, maybe we'll do this every Saturday or something. I should really be working on my History project instead of hosting a talk show on a website with strangers who live 3000 miles away from me. Thanks a lot.

*Looks at him angerly* Why'd you do that!?

Onan: We don't want to burn down the set. As thanks, I will give you my autograph and a picture. Oh, and you can take the can of gas home too. Thanks!

*Takes out a lighter and burns the picture he gave me* I did not ask for this

Onan: Get off my damn set.

*Uses a watergun to chase you away*

That's okay you're gonna need a whole lot more than a watergun later *Smiles and walks off*

W game show host right there, always putting himself on the line for our entertaining and ensuring the safety of his audience

How dare you call the great Onan Co'Brien a game show host

He is a late night talk show host

He could host any game show he wanted (except Where's the Father because Bark Bober would beat him with his cane if he stepped foot on the set)

I thought this was a game show

No worries

XD

*entertainment