RP based on my upcoming Baldi's Basics mod, Cory's Epic Goof Game! No romance or ERP! Other than that, no rules!

i'm most likely gonna regret the "no rules thing" but ehhh

Lee: *whispering* its stealing time

Cory: Hey uh, why are you here?

Lee: uhhhh, memes

Cory: Oh ok. I have memes in those two doors behind me. You can look at them, laugh at them, and even screenshot them and save them for later! But DON'T. STEAL. THEM.
[reminder that, because this is based off of my upcoming Baldi mod, his house has the same layout as the Baldi school, so keep that in mind]

Lee: thanks, i guess *goes into the room*

(There's a meme floating above a table. There's a whiteboard on the wall behind it that says "Uriwod.")

Lee: *whispering* im taking this for sure

(Suddenly, in front of him appears a pad, labeled "Cool Epic Meme Pad." There's a math question on it.)
Cory: Wait wait wait, hold on. If you wanna look at my memes, I'm gonna need to make sure your IQ isn't a negative number. And since I don't know jackshit about IQ tests, I'm doing it through MATH! Problem one, 6 - 4.

Lee: 2 lmao

Cory: That's right! I'm pretty sure. Problem two, 3 + 1.

Lee: 4 dabloons

Cory: That's pretty cool. Problem three, 7 + 1.

Lee: 8. are you even trying

Mary: This is the place.

Cory: Hey uh, why are you here?

Mary: *Explains everything except for the stealing*

Cory: So you want memes? There are some in the two doors behind me. You can look at them, laugh at them, and even screenshot them and save them for later! But DON'T. STEAL. THEM.
[reminder that, because this is based off of my upcoming Baldi mod, his house has the same layout as the Baldi school, so keep that in mind]

Mary: Okay thanks. *She walks in*

(There's a meme floating above a table. There's a whiteboard on the wall behind it that says "Uriwod.")

Mary: *Walks up to try and take it*

[image deleted] Akira: time to get some memes because I suck lol

Cory: Hey uh, why are you here?

Akira: uhhhhh for memes?

Blaze P. - *I let out a sigh.* This must be the place, huh?

Cory: Hey uh, why are you here?

Blaze P. - Listen. Let's negotiate. I hear you have a bunch of memes in the back?

Cory: Ummm, yeah? Why?

Blaze P. - I've got some memes of my own. Pretty good ones, too. One has 10,000 views. So, I'll trade you that. What do you have equal in views back there?

Cory: My memes? My memes are special, they were supplied to me by my good pal Elfiya. You can't have them, sorry...

Blaze P. - Alright, then I'll just have a look in the back. *I opened the door with a loud thud.*

Elias: Helo there

Cory: Hey uh, why are you here?

Elias: Just looking around *goes inti the next room*

Hans: (looks for history memes)

Loaf Blook: "GIVE ME MEMES"
*He has a gun, somehow despite being a loaf.*

Cory: Hey, uh, why and how are you here? And also those things don't work in here, soooo...

Loaf Blook: "I'm here for memes, and I can jump, despite it being tiring."
*He pulls out a Coca-Cola*

Cory: Oh ok. I have memes in those two doors behind me. You can look at them, laugh at them, and even screenshot them and save them for later! But DON'T. STEAL. THEM.
[reminder that, because this is based off of my upcoming Baldi mod, his house has the same layout as the Baldi school, so keep that in mind]

Loaf Blook: "Okie"

(Which door shall Loaf Blook enter?)

*He enters the left door*

(There's a meme floating above a table. There's a whiteboard on the wall behind it that says "Uriwod.")

*He grabs the meme with a toy arm*

(Suddenly, in front of him appears a pad, labeled "Cool Epic Meme Pad." There's a math question on it.)
Cory: Wait wait wait, hold on. If you wanna look at my memes, I'm gonna need to make sure your IQ isn't a negative number. And since I don't know jackshit about IQ tests, I'm doing it through MATH! Problem one, 6 - 4.

Loafook: "2"

Cory: BAD IQ! BAD IQ! WE HAVE A MEME THEIF ON OUR HANDS!

"Oh crap i've been found out!"

(The pad dissappears. The once happy music filling the halls has gone silent.)

Cory: That's right! I'm pretty sure. Problem two, 3 + 1.

Loaf Blook: "4"

Cory: That's pretty cool. Problem three, 7 + 1.

Loaf Blook: "8"

Cory: Yoooo!!
(The CEMP pad disappears.)

Loaf Blook: "Memes"

Cory: You're kinda smart I think. Come here and get your prize! An MSMG dollar bill! You know how to use it, right?

*Loafook grabs it*

(Will Loafook go through the second door now?)

*He goes in*

(There's another meme. The whiteboard behind it says, "[REDACTED] OUY!")

*Loaf Blook collects the meme*

Cory: Problem 1, 6 + 8.

Loaf Blook: "14"

Cory: Nice. Problem 2, 1 + 3.

"4"

Cory: That's right, or at least close! Problem 3, ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍ + ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍ × ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍

"3"

Cory: ...wrong.

"No the answer is definitely 3"