They sat at the same restaurant during lunch, and saw what the other person ordered

Inkmatas knows exactly what she's doing

Inkmatas (in her head): if you're gonna eat my kind I'm gonna eat yours

In this case it's supposed to be a complete accident, neither of them knew the other was there until they both got their food

Yeah um I can hear your mind. I didn't mean to get this in front of you! That's just sick

You did it first

Resteraunt: Would both of you like calamari with omelet?

Both: NO!

Noteblock (next to them): yes

*both point guns at him*

Noteblock: *rickrolls them*

Jukebox: *runs as fast as possible out the door* NOT ASSOCIATED I SWEAR

Eggyhead: *pulls out netherite pickaxe*

Everyone else in the restaurant: wtf

Noteblock: *pulls out stone shovel*

Noteblock: bonk

*mines note block and picks him up*
Goodbye. *Opens nether portal and chucks him into lava*
And good riddance.

*in the nether*

Noteblock: AAAAAAAAAAA

Strider: :|

Noteblock: wiat i have a saddle DREAM CLUTCH TIME

Noteblock: *clutches*

Noteblock: now what

*snipes strider with crossbow, killing it*

Noteblock: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

*falls into netherite mine*

Nether Gold Ore: Give up, there's nothing here

Gilded Blackstone: I feel like there is doe- wait whos that

Nether Gold Ore: *splashes fire res and healing*

Noteblock: thanks guys you saved my life

Nether Gold Ore: but how?

Noteblock: long story