Only in Ohio 💀💀💀

We should wait

ok so

get one of those small inflatable pools they sell at walmar
inflate it
fill it with hydrochloric acid
put it under him
wait

Put a bucket of water on the floor. 😜😈

Put a giant tub of wet cat food under him.
Yeah, yeah, judge me all you want, but I get results.

Bug spray

Remove his wings.