WingStopper: "Ughhhhh, not this again. Anyways, you're up. Good."

Brandon: Ok, this happens too many times. Either to me or sis.

WS: "Listen, we're keeping you here until you give us the answers we want."

Brandon: What answers?

WS: "Who. Are. You."

Brandon: I'm Brandon Henning.

“(Sigh) Hmmmmmm”

Me: oh I need to get better at this

Brandon: Better at what?

Me: kidnapping the right person

Brandon: Everyone wants me because I'm smart.

Me: are you smart enough to kidnap people?

Brandon: I'm 14 and a high school freshman.

Me: and I’m a year younger than you schoolwise and age and yet here we are

Brandon: Yes, I am, but I don't.

Me: dang it

Ruby: "Laurence! For the last go***amn time, we're not kidnapping random people! We do this because we get paid to, idiot!" *sighs* "Sorry about that. Our coworkers have negative brain cells."

Brandon: oh they do? Well they want me because I'm really smart.

Ruby: "Well? Are you useful for anything? We mean, yeah, being smart is great, but it won't be much use to us right now. And since Kaya set the police station on fire, we've had to lay low."

Selina: trick or treat, you look so sweet, and you’ll give me something good to eat~ *lifts Brandon’s head up and sinks fangs into his neck. Selina sputters and steps away* yuck! Sweet appearance does not me sweet blood apparently

Brandon: I am 14 years old. Sure, I may be a cute blonde boy, but I'm underaged.

Selina: 0-0 um…*laughs nervously* I am so sorry about that! you are DEFINITELY not the right person I was supposed to take! *starts to untie the rope* I’ll take you back right away, I’m so sorry

“Y e s, I stole ze child..” *chuckles* “W e l p, what’s your name?! Anyways how are you?!..enjoying this so far-?”

"I'm Brandon Henning, and I'm 14. Why do you want me?"