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Piss yourself

You do it

I already did

👍

No you won’t

no

You should

I use cock blast

Powerful shot!
Critical hit to uranus!

Piss yourself

You do it

2 steps ahead of you

Nah you’re 1, I can see you clearly.

How?
The tub is full.

Piss yourself

You do it

I use the “waluigi is your daddy” card

Bru actually just sent a game theory 💀

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stfu cards aren’t real.

you used the waluigi is daddy card

that contradicts the whole argument, so nothing happens and neither of us are affected

YIPPEE PEACE

If you spend more than 10 seconds reading this card, then you have just no

Piss yourself because yes.

Piss yourself

You do it