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*The violence has escalated*

*The violence has escalated* | Kratos: *is casually trying to have a 
beer in a pub on a Friday night 
without engaging in violence 
incurred by rage*
-
Bartender: *notices Kratos wearing
no shirt* Sir, you'll have to leave - 
no shirt, no shoes, no service!
-
Kratos: *scoffs in anger and twists 
the bartender's arm-socket a full 
360°, permanently dislocating it in 
the process without batting an 
eye*
- 
The pub-goers: | image tagged in shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick,simothefinlandized,kratos,god of war,pubs,violence | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 Comments
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
I'd probably tell the bartender to give Kartos a drink ans say its on me.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Yes, that is a good idea.

Actually flawless genius, too :>

Not only do you get a cool friend to have a few drinks with every Friday at the pub, and someone to talk to who also shares your rage at how fundamentally-flawed the world is, you also get an excellent and well-seasoned ally that will back you up in case you get in a fight!

All because you gave Kratos a flagon of delicious ice-cold Guiness beer!

G E N I U S !!!
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1 up, 1y
Yea
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    Kratos: *is casually trying to have a beer in a pub on a Friday night without engaging in violence incurred by rage* - Bartender: *notices Kratos wearing no shirt* Sir, you'll have to leave - no shirt, no shoes, no service! - Kratos: *scoffs in anger and twists the bartender's arm-socket a full 360°, permanently dislocating it in the process without batting an eye* - The pub-goers: