Yes this is based on "a different snowgrave" (look in comments)

This is in an alternate timeline where the battle between beldum and the collector went HORRIBLY wrong, for everyone

The fight was looking grim, beldum had killed everyone in the fight except the collector

He was filled with rage

Blindly attacking with no specific target

Eventually beldum landed one good hit, and the crystal of creation fell out of the collectors chest, flying in a random direction

Trollface happened to be watching the battle and was paying close attention to where it went, while beldum was searching through debris trollface had already sent several clones in the direction of the crystal

They had found it in a matter of hours

Trollface summoned his mech suit and went to see, the moment he touched it a huge burst of light occured

His mech suit had begun to morph and grow, eventually becoming a celestial size

The crystal had grown as well

Now... Trollface could do what no other troll could do...

Troll GOD

Collector had awoken from a short coma

He was immediately met with shock as he saw beldum staring right at him, and the crystal was gone

Beldum knew the collector has a strong connection to the crystal, meaning he could help him find it

However instead... The crystal found them

In the distance through the remains of a planet destroyed in the battle, he saw it

The two largest chunks of the planet were launched to the side, as if it were a grand entrance

"HELLO YOU [TWO], LIKE MY NEW [LOOK]?"

He said in a distorted voice

"AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE GOTTEN AN [UPGRADE]"

Beldum stared in horror, beldum was as large as the earth and trollface was still double his size

One of his arms shifted into a tool resembling a chainsaw

Beldum quickly let go of the collector and told him to run, beldum simply assumed a fighting stance but was quickly mutilated by trollface

Collector made a portal with the little power he had left... However it likely lead to the worst place he could've gone...

The realm of creation

It was morphed and distorted, almost like trollface had remodeled it in his image of a perfect universe

However he was still able to find what he needed

A dimensional diamond

And some infinity stones

Collector left the realm of creation and attempted to make a bet with trollface

He unhinged the jaw of the horrific machine and it lead into what looked like a mansion, because of the high amount of memes energy it would make sense all of this fit inside the head

He found trollface sitting in a chair reading a book about trolling, seemingly made by his ancestors

Trollface: "So what is your bet?"

Collector: "a simple trolling competition, we take turns and try to troll each other within the time limit"

Trollface: "*wheeze* YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME?!"

Collector: "let's just say I have a trick up my sleeve"

His eyes faintly glowed dark blue for a moment

Trollface was skeptical, but still sure of himself

Trollface: "ok... I'll take your bet. But what's in it for me?"

Collector: " *bows* I will be at your service until death."

As he bowed a smirk went across his face, he knew that if everything goes to plan there's no way for him to lose, he immediately went back to a straight face when he got up

Collector: "but if I win... You must return the crystal to me."

Trollface put his hand out for a handshake but collector knew not to trust it

trollface noticed this and switched hands, then collector took the handshake

Trollface: "(this will be more difficult than I thought)... You first, soon to be servant"

Collector paused for a moment, then he used the essence of creation freely flowing through the mansion to manifest a pool table

Collector: "get one ball in a hole and you win"

Trollface paused for a moment

Trollface: "how much time do we have each turn?"

Collector: "we'll say about five minutes"

Trollface: "*cracks knuckles* easy."

Trollface then spent the next two minutes trying to figure out how to hit one ball, however every time he tried to hit it with the stick it wouldn't budge

Trollface: "what kind of balls are these!?"

Collector: "the type that don't exist."

Collector snaps his fingers and reveals the pool balls were holographic

Collector: "what do you say, best of three?"

Trollface looked at the Collector with anger

Trollface: "FINE, my turn."

Trollface manifested a deck of uno cards and placed them on the pool table

Trollface: "if this game takes more than five minutes you win"

Collector grabbed the deck before trollface could

Collector: "trust me, I have a great way of shuffling"

Trollface stared in horror as collector shuffled, his plans foiled

Collector's hands were moving faster than trollface could see, but in a matter of seconds it was done

Collector: "your move"

The game went very normally, however there were more skip cards than a usual game

However eventually, time ran out

Collector: "best of five?"

After his second loss trollface accepted again, now analysing collector's every move

Collector simply manifested a rubix cube

Trollface: "that's gotta be cheating. You can't give a guy a rubix cube and expect him to solve it in five minutes"

Collector: "I don't want you to solve it, I want you to see what's wrong with it. Catch"

Trollface barely caught the cube, he found it quite difficult to find the problem with the cube, it rotated fine. All the colors were seemingly there

He eventually realized he needed to solve it to find what's wrong

But then... Time was up

Collector: "wow, and I gave you an easy one"

Trollface: "YOU CALL THAT EASY!?"

Collector: "you don't even need to fully solve it to figure this out"

He rotated it at extreme speed

Collector: "look, the corners are rearranged. It's unsolvable without modification. I'm not gonna give you the option for best of seven because we can easily tell how that will go."

Collector pulled a dimensional diamond out of his pocket

Collector: "this is why you couldn't win, I could see all of your pranks coming a mile away, and see how you would respond to different puzzles. There was nothing in our bet against this, YOU LOSE"

Trollface: "I may be a troll, but I can't argue with your assessment. You win.

But can I keep the mech suit? I doubt I could get another one from Benny."

Collector: "you can keep it, but not like this. As soon as the crystal is removed it's reality bending powers will fade and your mech will be good as new. I may hate you but I'm not a monster."

Collector then spent the next weeks resurrecting his friends

(Eggyhead doesn't need to be resurrected because of his regenerative powers)
Eggyhead: *appears behind them*
Cool show.

I know

Lol