KEEP TRYING! ONE OF THEM HAS GOT TO BE THERE SOMEWHERE! NOPE . . . SORRY . . . NO MATTER HOW HARD I LOOK I CAN'T DISCOVER ANY TRACES OF ETHICS, HONOR, OR INTEGRITY LURKING IN THE NATION'S MAINSTREAM MEDIA! GIVE IT UP WOMAN! YOU'D HAVE BETTER LUCK SEARCHING FOR UNICORNS!
