Some people are just turkey people, I guess.

Mitch McConnell looks like a pigeon to me

he is also at times a turtle. i suspect him to be a quarter-blood animagus and one of the lesser demons.

But why a turtle and a pigeon?

there's probably a scale of options where top demons get to be cool animals and lesser demons get what's left. if he reincarnates anytime soon, he'll fall to slug or fungus level.

Or even lower, human.