Selina: *chokes on life before falling out of her chair*
Lily: what happened? Who shot you?”
Selina: shot? No, no, HOT
Lily: …don’t you already have, like, 5 boyfriends?
Selina: what? Oh, no no, those are just people I work with!
Lily: but aren’t you having- wait, what is your job anyway?!