"sometimes I want him dead too, but *grunts* you need to- CALM DOWN!"

nice

Peyton: JUST LET ME SCRAMBLE THAT FREAK ALREADY!!!

Collector: depending on what happens next you won't be the only one doing the scrambling

Peyton: *Holds back on a second attack* That egg should learn manners

Exactly!

idea: timeout pocket dimension

I'm not supposed to hit ladies, but you're a hoe not a lady!

*pushes him back with the force field*

Stop calling her that or I'll help her turn you into an omelette! I simply want peace!

NOT AFTER I HAD TO WEAR HER CLOTHES IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

INKMATAS DID TOO AND YOU DON'T SEE HER TRYING TO KILL HER

UNLIKE YOU SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT SHE LOST THE BET AND KNOWS HOW TO MOVE ON

SHE'S THE ONE WHO WASN'T SATISFIED!
AND I'M A GUY AND I HAD TO WEAR FEMALE CLOTHES!

*pushes both of them back*

*Peyton drops her scythe*

I just don't want anyone to die here. Now if neither of you can calm down, Peyton, I'll take your scythe, and eggyhead, I'll take your inkstone amulet.

Maybe then you'll figure it out.

*bites Collecter*
Collecter: Ow! *Drops at the and amulet*
Eggyhead and Peyton: *both grab their respective items and Looney Tunes style run away*

*collector looks at the bite*

Not sure how many diseases I got from that but at least they're not trying to kill each other

*yelling from a distance* no diseases, just a bit of egg blood is in your system now!

...

Understandable.

I'll see how Aurora is doing, inkmatas is teaching her how to make portals properly.

(I just needed to give him a reason to leave, canonically it took a couple weeks for her to learn to make portals to specific places)

(did you mean her?)

Wait a minute...

*Teleports to eggyhead*

Why are you mad about wearing her clothes? Your body is invisible, nobody could see anything.

Also isn't your blood galactic gold or something

To answer your first question, it's still very embarrassing to be wearing women's clothes.
To answer your second question, my blood has galactic Gold in it, but it's not dangerous, it might even give you a little egg magic.

Wdym

You said "give HIM a reason to leave" I thought you meant her

OHH

Yeah, I meant give him a reason to leave, I was referring to the collector

Oh ok,.but leave for what

Idk, he already stopped eggyhead and Peyton from trying to kill each other so he doesn't have much else to do

(also I have no idea why, but I can imagine "Undefeatable" playing in the background)

As soon as I read that I thought of bonetrousle