A delicious self-roast

Imagine the other person becoming a cannibal

A mistake. She made a mistake

Who the f*ck are you doing?

I need to write that down in my list of pick up lines I'll never use cuz I don't get dish washers

Day 1 of me seeing another way of it

Mmmm
Fresh babies.

i dont think they would eat human flesh-

Nah but I do tastes like chicken but you gotta add a pinch of salt and a bit of black pepper 2 quarts of butter cook it air fry it and then boom a favorite snack for the family tastes even better with orphan meat or for your preference any child you have in your basement I’ve still got enough to last thanksgiving that’s why I’m making the turkey out of orphan meat

(´>ω<｀) you said a what now?.........i thought i was the only one

nope not alone though i would keep one eye open while trying to sleep there's a couple of us that would like to "recruit" you

Best pick up line I've ever seen

smooth af ngl

That’s not a roast, you innocent child. That’s flirtatious, and some may call it sexting.

Mf callin me of all people innocent 💀

wdym “me of all people”

I am NOT innocent 💀

well u kinda are
plus, you spend your whole life on imgflip

Bruh
Don’t act like you know what goes on in my head
And for the 100000th time, I don’t spend my whole life on Imgflip. I have a life outside of this website.

Nah u really don’t
You’re onl8ne whenever I am, except when you’re sleeping
You’re online at school, in the morning, and after school
I was online a ton over the summer, which Is how I got so many points
You and who am I are online 24/7 (who am I is online a bit more than u, I acknowledge

Do you not see me offline for periods up to 6 hours?
What the actual hell would you know what my life is like, do you live with me? No. You don’t. So don’t try to act like you know what the hell goes on in my life/head.

That’s not a flex at all. I’m offline for 8 hours per day, not including when I sleep.

I literally do not care dude.
I am allowed to be online as much as I want, and you are allowed to be online as much as you want. Can we just put this aside?

Ok

But u should repost fewer memes

I’m not trying to flex at all, I’m trying to make a point here.

But you’re not making a point at all.

I’ve told you that I make it look like I’m online 24/7 (with my comments) by trying to comment 5 times per hour and then be offline the rest of that hour.

Exactly
When u get to the point of making commitments to imgflip, then it’s your life.

I post about 15-20 I would say. Notice I post all of them when I get home from school each day though. I wait about an hour and at 4 or 4:30 PM EST I post them. I don’t really have time during the school day which is why I’m on so infrequently from 7 AM EST - 3 PM EST.

Fair enough
Although
I got 250k per week by posting an average of 2.5 memes per day lol

We have different grindsets

Fair
And also
They got more upvotes on average, but only because ur post in small streams

But then again, I don’t keep to that. Hence me being offline for the entire school day (6-7 hours) multiple days a week. Because I’m actually trying to learn in this shitty school of mine.

How many memes do u post per day?

1. You dressed up as plague doctor
2. You’ve never beat
3. You’re obsessed with memes

Bruh why are you bringing up a conversation again from a week ago. Don’t do that 💀