*merps in sadness due to the inability to properly burp because of having a crippling addiction to drinking Pepsi*

At least it doesn't sound like goat screaming like a person with the flanger effect.

Because fun fact.

That's a Void Raven war cry.

Huh.

I was legitimately thinking about warfare earlier while listening to music earlier (Valhalla Calling - Miracle-Of-Sound [Metal Version]).

While listening to that song (which I'm starting to do almost everyday now because I'm freaking ballin' while I am), I imagine me and my friends (e.g. you wielding a laser-pistol casually sharply-dressed as your namesake Captain Spaceboy, James [@Cory_TheFloof] in a freaking full-on suit of Imperium-Of-Man power-armor wielding a chain-sword despite him being in-fursona at the same time [his trans-flag-colored wolf-head is casually sticking out of the suit because he isn't wearing a canine-fitted helmet], my beloved boyfriend Kendle in his skulldog-mask and his typical furry-femboy clothing sharpshooting with an AK-47 rifle, and me in my avian tech-genius plague-doctor mask as always but with some kind of battle-axe in my hand, and etc.) absolutely going heavy-metal God-Of-War ape-sh*t on the enemy with that song blasting out loud the whole freaking time - it's a bloody wonderful feeling!

I finish listening to that aggressively Norse-metal music, Valhalla calling us and all, and then I go on Imgflip to see what's up, and you bring up the Void-Raven war-cry in the comments --

HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL???

Aha, I have my ways of knowing.

But seriously, the fact that you brought this up the way you did it AND at the time you did, and for someone to label it as "coincidence", is a very special kind of "laughable" at best.

Only my elder brother and my younger sister are capable of doing that stunt of knowing what I think about so intuitively as well. But they lived with me and they are blood-related - you aren't.

Are you 100% sure that you aren't my Internet-based non-binary big-sibling as implied?

You're surely acting like it, and it's beginning to freak me out in a very oddly sentimental way.

Well, life finds a way, my avian comrade.

...

I have a very deep and fond brotherly regard for you as well, Shadow :>

(I also noticed that you upvoted my comments - you don't usually do that -- like, ever)

(You okay over there, Shadow?)

I see.
(I'm alright. Tired as always. I upvote if anyone upvotes my comments as well)

What is the sergal at the top 💀