Story Time Jesus

Pffffdt imagine having enemies
I just terminate the people I don't like with my sick nerf guns powered with pressurized oxygen

The enemy of my enemy is me

The enemy of me is myself.

There is one exception to the meme though: Nintendo fan v Playstation fan v Xbox fan discussing which is better = a war between the three without mercy

This explains what ended up happening. Because if he was friends with his friend's enemy then his friend would be his enemy. ... But then his friend would not be his enemy. Dear gods I tried to make a Judas and Jesus joke but I ended up confusing myself.

dont get how this is dark

Okay, it’s untrue, I don’t know if that necessarily qualifies it as dark. I am invoking Jesus name for Faustian warfare ideology. Also, I am not serious.

Would you mind telling me why it’s not? How would you do it different?

Geez. No need to take it personally. I never said it wasnt funny. Its just not as dark as the humour i usually expect from this stream

I wasn’t, I just want to get better.

Ok. Try adding some death or something. Also I like to stay away from 911 and the Holocaust. My humor is dark but not that dark

Okay, I don’t joke about 9-11. Thanks for the guidance.