AMERICANS BRACE FOR HIGHEST THANKSGIVING GAS PRICES EVER; AND REMEMBER AS THE VALUE OF YOUR DOLLAR GOES UP IN ACRID SMOKE, I'M THE LEFTIST TURKEY THAT MADE THAT HAPPEN. BUT -- HEY -- NO MORE MEAN TWEETS! MEAN TWEETS ARE BACK. REALLY? WELL, I PERSONALLY AM THANKFUL THAT IT'S NOW NATIONAL POLICY OF 10% FOR THE BIG GUY WITH ZERO MEDIA OR D.O.J. QUESTIONS ASKED . . . EVER!
