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Wait, that's illegal... | Don't you want to see how magic applesauce is made? Why do you need a giant factory just to make applesauce? | image tagged in discord,wait thats illegal,mlp,cutie mark crusaders | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
213 views 6 upvotes Made by SurlyKong69 2 years ago in mylittlepony
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EVERYPONY WANTS TO TOUR THE RAINBOW FACTORY! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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DISCORD!!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T SHOW THESE PONIES AROUND THE FACTORY!!! YOU'LL REVEAL THE SECRET-INGREDIENT!!!!

(Also, I'm your one and only access-agent to "the secret ingredient", so if you reveal it for any reason to the public, no more secret-ingredient for you - also then you owe me the equivalent of like five billion US dollars since I own half of the patent and this stuff sells quite swell here)

(In addition, aren't these ponies a little young to be consuming this kind of applesauce? The stuff's quite very potent and could utterly destroy their endocrine systems if they guzzle down way too much and don't get immediate medical attention - how Princess Luna is able to keep chugging all this sauce at this rate is utterly beyond science for me - I do science-&-technology and business, not crime - I have ethical standards, you know)
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HAZZA! THE APPLESAUCE HAS BEEN DOUBLED! | image tagged in the x has been doubled | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Discord is an extra-dimensional draconequus drug-lord CONFIRMED.

*the backstory has escalated*
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Wait... what the buck is in that applesauce...
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I would gladly and happily explain what is the active ingredient in that magic applesauce, if only Discord hadn't legally patented the stuff by international law and made the recipe to the sauce fiercely-defended intellectual-property as a result (Princess Luna apparently likes the stuff too - she also guzzles it by the pint - she defends the recipe fiercely so she can maintain her constant supply) - I also helped Discord create this stuff, by the way. Me and him go way back, since we both casually do interdimensional-travel on-the-fly (albeit he does his travelling via magic, I do my travel via science by way of an interdimensional portal-gun I built myself).

But just so you don't (completely) lose your horsepower, I will let you know this - the secret ingredient is not native to your dimension (your dimension is labeled as MLP-FIM-01 in the logs for obvious reasons); it's actually native to the Human-dominated reality where I come from (The "Prime Dimension", to be exact). That's as far as I will elaborate on it, though.

Till next time!
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Also, I tried the applesauce - it's not that bad, actually. Just don't bother the singing turnips, okay?

Their voice-pitch increases with their aggression.
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