based on Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

"Light a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he's warm for a lifetime." - Harry Dresden

After throwing a body in a lake: "Give a man a fish and he will bring it to his home, eat it, and nobody will be at the crime scene. Teach a man how to fish and he will stay at the lake fishing for food, and he will be the only one at the crime scene" -something something people

What if he survives

burn him again

What if he is fireproof

Tell him to jump in a volcano

Why not push him in

Yeah, why not?

burn him again and wait until he dies of age, burning

Yes

He’ll run for Congress

Yes he will

Remember the lighter thought! Or else he will be pretty cold!