BOY. IT ONLY TOOK ABOUT A WEEK FOR ALT-RIGHTIES TO STOP PRAISING CRYPTOCURRENCY AS A PARALLEL FINANCIAL SYSTEM THAT WOULD TAKE DOWN "BIG GOVERNMENT FIAT MONEY" AND START DEMONIZING IT AS A "DEMOCRAT MONEY-LAUNDERING SCHEME"; IN REALITY, CRYPTO'S JUST THE SAME AS IT EVER WAS: A THINLY-VEILED PONZI SCHEME WHOSE GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS FINALLY STOPPED.