really lay it on me

Your forehead is so greasy it’s being used to fry McDonald’s french fries.

whyd u make it them, just leave it at him
im clearly a dude, u can tell based on my face

I didn't want to assume gender .__.

ah ok, its all good man, but just so yk I'm a he/him

Ok

Ngl i thought you were trans for a min

No you are a female

The template actually says "her"

i couldnt tell.
i thought you were a f*cking blobfish.

:/

Crap, I did

Since when are you mod???

you look like the person who moans when they wipe their ass on the toilet

wait...

When i first saw you i thought you were wearing a beanie

nah bro im just too broke for a haircut

Then get scissors

Bro your neck so big you look like your related to big bird

uncle big?

LMAO

The only thing high about you is the number of extra chromosomes floating around.

about 19 extra, last i checked

you look like rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid

nah bro i aint a child molester yet, im not him

Yet???!??!??!?!?!?!?!

its a joke bro calm down

Idk man you got the looks

maybe man idk

Lol just kidding

i make ONE COMMENT, and we get to THIS!

thats what happens when u insult someone with a twisted ass sense of humor

correct me if im wrong, but why do you kinda look like this dude

damn u callin me slow?

that's what your girlfriend said

maybbbbeeee

Very slow in bed

4yrold race car bed*

*VROOOOOOM*

Dang no mercey

Your name should be experience because that's what we call our mistakes.

Bruh

yes

What? That is lame. Check out my insult.

sure what?

Wdym sure what

what insult?

you look like you gonna be contacting people about their cars extended warranty

nah bro i deal in vans only
specifically the white ones

Oh ok what kind of deals?

only the creepiest ones

Like the candy deals

that too, but mostly crack and meth

Dang

want some?

I want some candy

go f**kin buy it yourself
im here for kids not f**kin sugar addicts

*hug*