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472 views 49 upvotes Made by ROCK350 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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i did i was in the casket with you
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What were you doing in there?
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playing the ultimate game of hide and seek
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even the cops can't find me
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Last time i was in a casket with a dead body i was doing something else
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Kero the Wolf wants to know your location
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Who is kero the wolf?
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Oh that guy, i call him something else
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i actually f**king died laughing
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the leaks were faked
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bull
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what do you call him? Daddy?
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Role model
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im afraid i can't give you an autograph over the internet
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Aww man
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YOU CALL HIM WHAT
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Role model
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good to know someone believes me thank you
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OMG ITS MY ROLE MODEL CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH
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imgflip this man is a lie spreader ban him
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2 ups, 2y,
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So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Joseph Stalin's mustache and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as the Soviet flag and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made made feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yes,comrade."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter,comrade?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Not a step back!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to f**k you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not f**king straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Joseph Stalin."
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Beautiful, beautiful *claps*
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