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FUN FACTS ABOUT ME
(SimoTheFinlandized / Paul
Palazzolo) - By Yours Truly -
2022 CE:
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1) I Invented The STANDARD
TEMPLATE CONSTRUCT
(An Offline Database For
Holding All Relevant Human
Scientific & Technological
Knowledge For Preservation
In The Case Of "Technological
Reset").
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2) I Wrote Three Novels
("A SAGA OF ROCKS AND
DIRT", "FIAT VOLUNTAS TUA",
& "THE STALLION OF THE
SEAS"); I Also Wrote Several
Pieces Of Poetry-&-Prose,
Various Cheat-Sheets On
Technical Subjects, Three
Extant Treatises On The Topics
Of Astronomy / Physics /
World-History (With
Credited Sources And
References) , And Invented
A Fictional Language Called
TOSH-RAKA Via An A.I.
Language-Generator.
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3) As An Amateur
Computer-Programmer, I
Created Several Apps,
Three Websites, Two
Video-Games, A Basic
Meme-Generator, A Text-
Editor, A Prototype Social-
Media Platform, Several A.I.
Chatbots, And Quite A Lot
More In Computer-Programming
Projects.
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4) I Created Two Full Music
Albums Via The A.I.
Music-Maker Website
Boomy.com Under The
Username That Is
@SimoTheFinlandized.
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5) I Have Compiled A
Large Creative Portfolio On
Google-Drive Called
"SimoTheFinlandized's
Creative Portfolio - est.
2021 CE" That Contains All
The Art / Music / Literature
/ Memes-&-GIF's /
Infographics / Computer-
Programming / Photography
/ Videos / Etc. That I've Ever
Worked On - If You Wish To
Gain Access To My Creative
Portfolio, There's The
General-Access Link For It
In The Comments-Section.
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6) I also have friendship and
professIonal connections
to Dr. David Benaron
(AKA Spottacus Cheetah) -
he's my very good furry-
friend on Facebook who's
also a big-shot Silicon-Valley
tech-genius milionaire that
specializes in biomedical
technologies (he invented
the optical heart-rate monitor
that's in your smartwatch and
smartphone) - he's a really
cool dude, too - the Elon Musk
of Furries in a way: he studied
at MIT / Harvard Medical
School / UC Davis, has a PhD in
Biochemistry, is a certified
physician, and owns-&-operates
several high-tech companies in
Silicon Valley! He lives in the
San Francisco Bay Area with his
three cats (one of them's an
African Serval named Jabari -
he's so cute! >v<) and owns
46 fursuits, too.
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7) I come from quite a
rich upper-class family
in-real-life, too - my father
is a self-made born-of-immigrants
university-educated businessman
and a high-ranking corporate-
executive (and the second-in-
command) of a mid-to-large-size
commercial bank in the city of
Fort Wayne, IN USA, and
as a result of said prosperity, we
live in a moderately-sized villa in a
golf-club community. Pretty
cool, right?
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8) I did some in-depth research
into my family history and it turns
out I have royal and/or noble
blood on both sides of my
family. My father's side
("Palazzolo" - Italian for "palace-
builder") is Sicilian and can be
traced back to the Norman "De
Hauteville" dynasty of Sicily,
who were actually some of the
most enlightened rulers in
Medieval European history,
having con allowed religious
tolerance and cosmopolitan
mixture of cultures to allow for
a golden age of art, music,
architecture, literature, culture,
philosophy, science, and
gastronomy in Sicily. They also
built a LOT of palaces, castles,
cathedrals, fortresses, and public
works in their domains.
Meanwhile, my mother's Irish side
("Martin", nee "Crian" or "Craigana")
were of landed Irish-Gaelic nobility
in the western region of Ireland
known as Connacht who served
as the Royal Stewards of the
Kings Of Connacht back in the
day - we still have relatives in
County Roscommon living in a
manorial estate over there to
this day, being direct descendants
of the ClanO'Flanagan that we
both hail from and once served
for Connacht. This is all pretty
cool stuff, right? I never knew
about any of this until I sat
down to do research about
my family history out of sheer
boredom a few years ago -
funny, how the tables turn,
right?
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There, I Think I'm Done
Ranting For Now, Thank
You For Listening :>
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