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...AND NOW HE CAN BE FORMALLY CHARGED WITH CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS WITH ZERO CHANCE OF AVOIDING CONVICTION. DONALD "LAW AND ORDER" TRUMP FAILED TO APPEAR BEFORE THE 1/6 COMMITTEE IN RESPONSE TO A LAWFULLY ISSUED SUBPOENA... WEIRD HOW EASILY THE "VERY STABLE GENIUS" COULD HAVE SKIPPED COMMITTING A FEDERAL CRIME BUT CHOSE THE STUPID PATH INSTEAD, ISN'T IT? CERTAINLY, THERE'LL BE THE WHOLLY EXPECTED ALLEGATIONS OF "IT'S BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'LL PERJURE HIMSELF"... ...BUT THAT'S PROBABLY GIVING HIM WAY TOO MUCH CREDIT FOR SELF-AWARENESS. ON THE OTHER HAND, IF HE'S TRULY A HITLERIAN UBER-FAN AS ALLEGED, WELL, HE'S CHECKED OFF THE FAILED COUP-ATTEMPT AND COULD BE ANGLING FOR FOLLOW-UP JAIL TIME. ALTHOUGH... THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION IS OFTEN THE CORRECT ONE AND HE'S DONE SUCH A BANG-UP JOB OF PROVING STUPID IS WHAT HE DOES BEST SOOO....
